Top 5 Reasons Not To Use SmartSpace

Having a bad day? Some people have days much much worse, or so i am told. So just to cheer you up, here are the top 5 reasons why you wouldn't want to use SmartSpace as your web platform of choice.

In bringing these to you, I am sure we are breaking rules of internet content, except one of course - be yourself! In my case, it may not be such a good thing.

5. Speed Kills

If the pace of life is getting too fast, you certainly don't want a decent website coming along and stuffing things up.

Keep putting an ad in the local phone directory as you primary marketing source. That will really slow things up for you.

4. What Could A Computer Do For My Business?

(Honestly, a businessman actually said that to me not that long ago!)

You dont want computers taking up perfectly good desk space. Besides, you don't have time to work a computer.

You are probably far too busy running all over town in your horse and cart, and looking after your carrier pidgeons.

Getting SmartSpace would probably mean your horse would become overweight, the cart would rot and rust away and the pidgeons? Let's just say there are a number of foods that taste like chicken.

3. I Love The Sound Of That Explosion When you Open The Web Page

SmartSpace web pages do not normally have the sound of explosions, sirens, babies crying or grandad farting when they open. And whilst it is possible to make it happen, I am not sure our website visitors actually want it.

So if your looking for the sound of a car failing to start when you open a web page, I don't think SmartSpace is the place to be.

2. My Mate's Brother-In-Law Just Started Dabbling In Websites

And he'll do one for you for free! Now that's an offer that would be too good to refuse.

A lot cheaper and less complicated than SmartSpace. Just give him your business card  and a couple of months later, a three page website - with links.

He'll even set up a free GMail account for you. Mate, we're set.

1. The Inter What?

Do you (or someone you know) start looking for spiders every time someone mentions "The Web"? They go get the insect repellent at the very mention of websites. We strongly recommend that they not start using SmartSpace.

Terminology like "an unrivalled  website platform" might send them to call in the heavy artillery. Although possibly butterflies may come to mind. Do you have a collection?

Have found this too preposterous, get back to the serious stuff here